New Approach to the Big Bang theory

I think that "God" had a big collider particle but of course million of times more powerful than CERN. "God", the Grand Master Architect, I am pretty sure also has a hell of a computer cluster that we can't imagine. Whatever he is running on it, it works to perfection and can predict and simulate any pattern or behavior in the galaxy.

Now, where is the new particle collider? Far from here!